Welcome to the Dark Side of Coffee
Dark, bold, and built for the fearless. No weak souls. No weak brews.
Death waits for no one—and neither should your coffee. Our bold, high-powered roasts keep you moving, while our darkly inspired merch lets you wear your caffeine addiction with pride.
First things first... Select your roast.

BLACK LABEL
A strong, smooth, dark and highly caffeinated roast. It combines the full, natural flavors of dried fruits the distinguishing taste of earthy elements.
One-time purchase $20.99
Monthly subscription: $18.89
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RÉVEILLER LES MORTS, FRENCH ROAST
A bold, extra dark, smoky French style roast with robust flavors, roasted in micro-batches to perfection. It is bittersweet on the brink of burnt tones with little to no acidity. Strong enough to wake the dead!
One-time purchase $21.99
Monthly subscription: $19.79
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PALE RIDER
A Medium-Light, American roast using high-quality African arabica. It's smooth, full bodied, and well balanced with exotic flavor and a clean sweet winey acidity. It has berry, black tea, cherry, and dried fruit notes. No one escapes the clutches of death, they question is, will you choose the light or the dark!
One-time purchase $22.99
Monthly subscription: $20.69
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Enter to Win
"Shadows of the Brewed Abyss" - Photo Contest
Take a photo of your Death Plush in its natural habitat. Share on IG. Win Prizes.
Submission Deadline: March 30th
Voting Begins: March 31st
Winner Announced: April 5th

20% Discount for Active Military and First Responders
You serve. You sacrifice. You run toward the chaos. The least we can do is keep you fueled. Active duty military, veterans, police, firefighters, healthcare workers, and EMTs get 20% off all coffee, always.